DEADPOOL - “Oh, F***K Me” (High Quality) - Here’s that test footage that has been popping up all over since it leaked at comic-con, featuring Ryan Reynolds as The Merc With The Mouth - in crisp, clear video! Looks so much better! Watch now before it gets taken down.
Remember when Tony Stark, Hank Pym, and Reed Richards violated Thor by using his genetic code to create a clone of him without his permission, and when the real Thor came back to earth he beat the shit out of Iron Man? I do.
Deadpool Movie Test Footage Official
Proof that God is real
I NEED IT.
I was playing Skyrim, and as I was creeping across this bridge I thought, “if a fucking dragon shows up, i am leaving forever,” and of course a dragon does show up. So I did what I always do, and crept around the side of a house and shoot the fucker with a bow and arrow, only this time the dragon is more interesting in fighting a nearby bears. I think cool, I don’t have to deal with this fucking dragon, so I’ll continue to burgle this guy. Except the dragon no longer finds the bear interesting, and decides to do a sweep over the nearby lake, looking for more cultists to light on fire, and unfortunately the bear is still pissed off and wants to fight the dragon, but since it can’t get to the dragon IT COMES AFTER ME INSTEAD. FUCK YOU DRAGON. FUCK YOU BEAR. FUCK THIS LAND OF SKYRIM. FUCK THE RIFT. FUCK THAT BRIDGE I CROSSED.
My neighbor’s puppy found a hole in the fence, so he popped by to say hello yesterday
I am so fucking ready for Guardians of the Galaxy.